Laugh it out(LIT)
Saturday, September 20, 2008

i know you guys have been mugging like free for EOYs(well.. most of you... okay.. SOME of you).
so heres some stressilase for you to destress.

stress-i-lase

[stress - si - lace] Pronunciation Key
–noun
Biochemistry. any of a group of enzymes that catalyzes stress to cause it to disappear.

let the games begin (:

Welcome to Raffles Insitution

i was angry, and my sister's laptop was the first thing i saw

spot the error ;)

sleepyhead zi. eyes semi-open

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>>> is LEFT!

yeah, we've heard of frameless specs, but frameless and BRIDGELESS??

9:39 PM
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Thursday, September 18, 2008

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10:37 PM
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Stocks Challenge
Saturday, September 06, 2008

7:00AM Alarm
*snooze*
"Alarm will snooze for 9 minutes"

7:09AM Alarm
*snooze*
"Alarm will snooze for 9 minutes"

7:18AM Alarm
*snooze*
"Alarm will snooze for 9 minutes"

7:27AM Alarm
*snooze*
"Alarm will snooze for 9 minutes"

7:36AM Alarm**
*snooze*
"Alarm will snooze for 9 minutes"

7:45AM Alarm**
*snooze*
"Alarm will snooze for 9 minutes"

7:54AM Alarm**
(still early..)
*snooze*
"Alarm will snooze for 9 minutes"

8:03AM Alarm**
(zz. tired.. 1 more 1 more..)
*snooze*
"Alarm will snooze for 9 minutes"

8:12AM Alarm**
(ah damn it, just one last time...)
*snooze*
"Alarm will snooze for 9 minutes"

8:21AM Alarm**
(zz. i guess i have to wake up)
*Alarm off*

*goes to bathe and washup*
(Linping smses: Remember to bring uniform just in case.)
*daos the message*
*messages WeiKang: Yo you bringing uniform?*
...
...
...
(no reply)
*calls kang.. ring ring.. ring ring*
"h...e......l...l.......o...?" - WeiKang, sounding as if he had slept for a million years and i had to disturb.
"YO! got see my message anot? I asked.. eh wtf, you still sleeping!?" - Me
"yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...." - WeiKang(okay, he sounds quite orgasmic here)
"DUDE! YOU KNOW NOW WHAT TIME ANOT? SUPPOSED TO MEET AT 9 AT BOON KENG!" - Me
"i not going... i wanna sleep..." - Lazyass Kang
"wtf.. okay okay i call ping" - Me
(hangs up)

*calls ping.. ring ring.. ring ring..*
"hello?" - Limping
"YO! guess what's kang doing?" - Me
"what?" - Limping
"he still sleeping sia!" - Me
"aiyah i dont know him lah.." - Limping, sounding as calm as ever. i expected sth like WHAT THE FK? CAN WE BLAST HIS HOUSE WITH NUCLEAR TO WAKE HIM UP?
"can you ask him to wake up? im sure he want sleep then dont go, din even tell me.. at least tell me i also can sleep and pon right?" - Me
"okay okay i call now." - Limping
(hangs up)

*leaves the house. took bus 105 to go to serangoon MRT.*

(WeiKang messages: Wait for me, im coming.)
(i was delighted)
*messages Limping: AY YOU DAMN EFFICIENT! im sure you can get kang's lazyass to wake up!*
(Limping replies: huh? got meh? i only called him to ask him to go, but he say he wanted to sleep, then he started mumbling something to himself and went back to sleep LOL)

5 mins later..
(Limping messages: Where are you? im at boon lay alr.)
(i thought to myself: what a dick, at boon lay tell me for what, how far from boon keng)
*replies Limping: reaching serangoon MRT in 5 mins*
(Limping replies: WTC? you go serangoon for what? shouldnt you go bishan to take the red line?)
*replies limping: dude, boonkeng just 2 stops away from serangoon mrt*
*Limping calling.. ring ring.. ring ring..*
"Hello?" - Me
"ITS BOON LAY NOT BOON KENG!!" - Limping
"wtf? you told me boon keng ytd i swear!!" - Me
"aiyah sorry lah its boon lay.. " - Limping
(hangs up)

15 seconds later..
(Weikang messages: ay we go boon keng for what ah? i thought NTU is near boon lay?)

At this point of time, i felt like killing the world with my bare hands. Coincidentaly, Kang was heading towards Serangoon mrt too, so we met there and headed towards boon lay, where Ping had been waiting since 8:30. (remember what time i woke up?) TEE HEE

On our way there, we played "Internation Atheletes" its a game on my psp where you can play any track and field events, such as 100m, 400m, 1500m 10m hurdles, discus, javelin, shot put, long jump, high hump, archery, rapid fire pistol etc..
kang broke the WR for high jump, while i broke the WR for 110m hurdles with a time of 12.22 secs =/ hes the guy at the rightmost lane, the noob with a false start -.-

If you looked at your phone after watching this vid, you pretty much jagged yourself cuz the sound came from the video =D my phone vibrated when the video was being taken.
Kang's imba 110 hurdles technique. he just crashes into every single hurdle. and still manages to not get last.
(Limping messages: oei can hurry up anot.. i sit so long until my ass pain alr lah)
We met limping at 9:25am. he couldnt tap out because he stayed in the mrt for too long, and was fined 2 bucks. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

oh yeah, i havent mentioned where we were going. we were going to ntu for the "Grand" launch of the OCBC Stocks Challenge 2008.
but was one hell waste of a time. we played psp the whole time. the same game. it was super fun. cuz we look like retards when we press the trigger buttons as fast as we could to sprint in the game. for 400m, we took turns to finish the race.. till Kang lost it for us because his ass cramped. SERIOUSLY!

Limping took videos of me and kang cuz he said we looked retarded when we pressing the buttons as fast as we could. Kang controlled his face so he looked less stupid hahhah you should see him playing djmax XD

after the boring launch, we had lunch. marigold sponsored it, and they gave free boxed juices. ping, kang, dingfeng and i took turns to kope the boxes from the fridge. we took 4 each, and put them into the bags they provided. TEE HEE! typical kiasu. anyway, everyone else was doing that. stupidest thing to do on earth is to give out free things in singapore.

QotD:
"ay meng, how many children you wanna have next time?" - Kang
"hmm probable 4?" - Me
"4 at one time or 1 by 1?" - Kang
"siao ah? 4 at once how to breast feed? my wife will only have 2 br**sts" - Me
"use yours lah" - Kang

10:31 PM
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INTERACT MEETING
Thursday, September 04, 2008

today marks the last day of the chem dmp. all the groups had to do a presentation, and my group was playing some olympics game on my psp. basically there are events like 100m, 110m hurdles, long jump, shot put, archery etc. quite fun haha
after dmp, i met up with wayne, daniel, guowei and pranav to go to Mrs Eunice Tay's house for interact director's meeting. we were all looking forward to it because last year, the 43rd comm slacked and ate only, while the 44th comm(current sec 4 batch) had a meeting. so we thought we were gonna slack and just eat an dplay table tennis. we were right ;)
when we reached, we ate alot. there was spaghetti, curry chicken, roti prata and salad. then we sat down for the meeting proper. it was very, very serious. look at the video and you will understand.

Dixon does not want his cast to be signed on. Clean.

WARNING: MAN WITH CUP-IN-MOUTH FETISH

I'm trying my best not to look at the retarded Dixon beside me. I needed to concentrate. HAHA

Seems like 1 cup isn't enough for Dixon.

LOOK AT HIS DAMN JAWS hahahha

Dixon contributed much to today's meeting. For example, we did not wanna use the auditorium for the interact club installation because its too big and it will make the place seem empty. So Dixon was suggesting putting dummies at the back rows.

After that, we played table tennis. ITS DAMN FUN! but i only got my form at the end, where i won 4 points straight with super hard smacks =D then we had to go... to Dixon's house. I went with Pranav. and Dixon of course

Watched Harold and Kumar at his place. it was veh naice!! =D
yeah, thats about it.

10:06 PM
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POOL.
Tuesday, September 02, 2008

A particle started moving from point O(Somerset MRT) towards point D(Destination, Meridian shopping centre, MonsterCue). It then thought that it was moving towards the wrong direction, and started moving back towards Point HMV, passing point O on the way. It then realised it was definitely wrongm, because HMV is quite far from Meridien. So the particle gave Luwei a tinkle and asked "ay! how to go to meridien ah?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
-.-
The particle then realised from his hysterical friend that he was actually moving at the correct direction at first. So it headed towards point O again.
When it reached point O again, its total displacement was zero after 20 minutes.
I was the damn particle -.-

Met up with Peter, an undergrad who plays pro pool and does not wanna disclose his pool "qualifications". Got steamrolled for the first couple of games. I think it was because I was too nervous. I cant play pool well under pressure, I realised. Only when im totally relaxed will I play in my best form. Kinda regained my form after the first 5 games, but still couldn't beat him anyways :P. Only once. While playing with him, I received a message from my sis's bf. "hey wanna play pool tonight?" haha shuang, more pool. plus I was geared up, had my cues so I thought why not?
So after playing pool with Peter, I met up with my sis's bf at grassroots' club to play. I feel damn bad, I have been more than 15 mins late for the past few times we met.. anyway, thankfully i was not mentally exhausted yet and was able to play considerably well. i need to play well.
He was damn nice as to send me home, and we talked about the 16 year old guy who passed away after crashing into a tree with his bro's suziki swift. i totally understand why he succumbed to that temptation. I would have done the same if i had a bro who owns a Lamborghini Gallardo.

oh and btw, i modded my psp. not the software, the hardware! (The video got cut off halfway cuz of a phonecall =/)

QotD:
"Just place the ball anyhow, and keep screwing back. Basically you just keep screwing around" - Peter

11:05 PM
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