Bugatti Veyron
Saturday, April 28, 2007

Name of Supercar: Bugatti Veyron
Engine: 8 Litre W16 Engine with 10 radiators. LOL
0-100kmph: 2.5 Seconds
0-200kmph:7.2 Seconds
0-300kmph: <20 Seconds
Price: about $4,000,000 SGD
This siao kao car is the fastest car, reaching a top speed recorded of 407.45kmph. faster than 747's takeoff speed. second fastest car is Koenigsegg CCR, 395kmph. The Koenigsegg CCR just beat the McLauren F1 which was previously second. 392kmph.

7:37 PM
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pics.
Friday, April 27, 2007

WOOW WOOW WOOW!
Dick Jason and Komic King SungMing. overly imba pose
You think Jason flexed that bicep? you are wrong. if he flexed it, a camera with wide lens MIGHT be able to take it, or else, its just a patch of meat.

Tried Chroming Lambo. this is Original:

This is Chromed. First time trying, and it will get better. Pok has his own chromed version of Merc SLK on his blog.

Self taken(Maserati Quattroporte):

Chromed(tried to add colour. but not really nice):

Before:

After:

9:32 PM
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Thursday, April 26, 2007

Jon's masterpiece.pwnzored mine lol

and im happy. maths was do-able. =D

yesterday was learning jour. i really enjoyed it. only the time on the bus. seriously. was car spotting wif pok the whole time, uber fun. pok is a uber car lover. at ANYTIME u walk pass his desk, you will see him sketching cars. he even has a car model made himself using 3dsmax. overly imba.
we saw a Chrysler 300c. i recognised it from its uber big vantilator mouth at the front for dunno wad crap reason. but blood hell danfer and those who dropped off early to kope macdonalds saw lamborghini mucielago LP640.. grey one. shit man! me and pok damn sian diao.saw alot of mazda RX-8.. and while spotting oso spotted my neighbour's s350 haha.. his number plate some gl.
den damn funny, theres this part where this guy in his car wore some pants looking like FBT shorts.. den he sat like some gay, one hand on steering wheel other hand on. *ahem* there. den pok upped his at him LOLLLLLL
hehe.. quite of the day "

"-Men's Health.

the passion for cars. LOL! =)
pok's blog:
http://turbopok.blogspot.com

7:32 PM
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Work of Art.
Sunday, April 22, 2007

The Masterpiece.

Name: Screwed Ninja.
Craftsman:Han Meng Siew
Age: 2Hr16Mins
Reason for Existance: Craftsman felt bored during tuition class.
Materials used:
1. Funny Voodoll Crap Craftsman got for Christmas Present.
2.Yellow Micro Pipette Tips from RI Biology Laboratory.
3. Metal Stand, or rather, Screwball. Obtained from Bishan Library.
4. Transparent hat. Mysterious Object known to contain funny liquid. Biology Laboratory.

6:48 PM
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Centuary Post. Compilation of Quotes of the Year!
Tuesday, April 17, 2007

ENJOY.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

"My sister thinks that pointing the middle-finger is cool"-Jaren Chong
"Of course! Girls do not have anything else to point"-Mr Tan

Saturday, March 11, 20

Going home, in a very crowded MRT:
"Wa best! reach orchard le.. the whole world is going out!" - Han Meng Siew
"Yeah.. but another world is gonna come in" - Sumo King

Thursday, March 16, 2006

While talking bout the show punk'd,
"We should make a show called Jag, and go jag someone. After that, make him tell the camera:"I got JAGGED!""-Tham Sung Ming

Thursday, March 23, 2006

"Next time they will not need George Lucas to make Star Wars already.."Mr Otto Fong
"Yeah.. they will need Lucas Tan.."-Lucas Tan

Friday, March 24, 2006

"Jun yong dosent have a stick"-Someone from 2G
"Nar maybe its just hiding inside a bush"-Mr Fong

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

"Ma’am, maybe You Should Adopt Chu Yong"-Someone From 2G
"Nar.. He's a Terror"-Mrs Ng
"Then I'm a Counter"-Wee Meng

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

"neng ba gor-chap-gor teh zek sia. neng ba gor-chap-gor teh neng sia. neng ba gor-chap-gor teh sah sia. sold. lai lai zhang sheng gu li gu li.."-Ng Wee Meng

Saturday, April 08, 2006

"I got like $200 to spend for Cresent Girl's funfair"-Shawn Tay
"Wah siao! Why?"-Han Meng Siew
"Cuz my mum is an Old Girl"-Shawn Tay
i swear i heard it as "..is an ogre"

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

"wah what is chicken cheesecake??"-ChuYong
"means the cheesecake inside got chicken"- Me and Meng at the EXCACT SAME TIME.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Jon"haha look like lego(refering to wad mr vijay drew on the board)"
chuyong(after 5 seconds)"oh i thought u said look like negro"

Friday, January 05, 2007

Infocomm CCAL:"I hope yall dont join the competitions for the points, cuz that would be pointless."

Infocomm CCAL:"What did i say about response?"
Infocomm Club:*silent*
Infocomm CCAL:"To me, silence is not acceptable, give me a response!"
(under the tension, i guess someone felt too stressed.)
A Snowflake:*FART* LOL
Infocomm CCAL:"That wasnt the response I wanted."

Sunday, January 14, 2007

During pool,

"wah lao my aiming like shit. next time i bring a protractor here" –Guox

Monday, January 15, 2007

"ok boy yours is two point seven million dollars." - kampong istimewa man
"but sir i only got this 1 dollar coupon!" - some snowflake

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Vietnamese Fun

zhao-sing! tang-chao-deh dit-mag-mai! zhao**"
"do you know whats my name?" - poh chu yong
"****-you yong" - viet scholar. damn funny, we din know he knew vulgarities

Thursday, January 18, 2007

“Lol see he bite his nails like free" - Me.
"yah lah. he think eating biscuit." - Ng Wee Meng
(after that we went on to talk about chocolate biscuits.)

Friday, January 19, 2007

"You are not allowed to wear your bag into the library, now more than 30 sec 1s have seen you" - noob Librarian
"oh no! what should i do!" - Chuan Hong, giving that spastic face and wriggling his hands around

Monday, January 22, 2007

"wah piang im so thirsty im gonna buy 10 cans of drinks sia" - some snowman
"im sure you can finish all lah" -some snowflake
" "drink" it thru ur ass lah! reverse digestion!" – HMS

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Yo mama so fat, that when she sits around the hosue, she sits AROUND the house.
Yo mama so stupid, she calls you a son of a *****
Yo mama so stupid, the tried to bury an earthworm alive
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish
Yo mama so lame, she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo mama so fat that when she wore a t-shirt with the letter "H" a helicopter landed

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

(i was asking about how to pronounce the other vietnam guy's name. Nyugen Nhat Quang)
"oi chor-deh, how do u pronounce his name ah? "nut" quang?" - HMS
"nono you do not pronounce it that way. "nut" quang means "fuck quang". its "niat" quang" – Trung

Monday, January 29, 2007

xX| 2G-Mother |Xx who else is receiving gore pics and weird emails from a guy called daniel? says:
that fun meh
xX| 2G-Mother |Xx who else is receiving gore pics and weird emails from a guy called daniel? says:
-.-
Dalbb- HolySpiri† bye bye GUNZ says:
for whole hols
Dalbb- HolySpiri† bye bye GUNZ says:
ya
Dalbb- HolySpiri† bye bye GUNZ says:
got ship bus wad
xX| 2G-Mother |Xx who else is receiving gore pics and weird emails from a guy called daniel? says:
wad ship bus? transport ah
Dalbb- HolySpiri† bye bye GUNZ says:
chio bus*

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

"eh trung wad u did last night ah? today so tired keep sleeping in class" - HMS
"nothing (nhat-ting)*" - Trung
den he smiled at me with this cheeky shit. i realised it wasnt "nothing". he said "nhatting" which means "F***ing

Thursday, February 01, 2007

"wads the difference btw a fridge and a woman" - Mr Vietnam, Trung
"wad? one hot one cold ah?" - HMS
"nah. a fridge does not groan when you put meat in it." – Trung

Friday, February 02, 2007

“like wtf lah you see , hes not doing a shit lah, juz being a bloody passenger!" - HMS
"eh, we are not even in the darn train" - Chuan Hong AKA Fish AKA Mudskipper( =) )

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

"Nurse, can you help me, I just had a distinct swell, can you do the job for me?"

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

"hey jon lim, i cant stop looking in ur eyes... (singing the song "Katrina")" - HMS
"den why now not looking?" - Jon Lim
"sorry lah, scared ur eye oso tio sickness mah" – HMS

(I had a bad sore eye)

"eh david wads ur height?" - Snowflake
"176" - David
"oh i thought thats ur weight." – Snowflake

"My **** so long that when i pee it touches the water" - Biquan
"Thats cuz u damn short" – Shaun Lau

Saturday, February 10, 2007

"eh i bought cybersex fone!!" - HMS
"!!"
"omg"
"from where??" - Daniel
"?? cyber-shot fone lah" - HMS
"cheh. tot wad" – Daniel

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

"You see those models, so thin but the b**bs so big, damn scary like anytime will PIAK. their center of gravity gone wrong liao" - Goh Jun

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

"eh today match with who ah" - HMS
"tanglin" - Jon
"tanglin wad? tanglin mall ah" - HMS
"oh yes, yes, tanglin mall, they calling their waiter waitresses all come play" – Jon

Thursday, February 15, 2007

“you go hospital for wad ah" cabby
"check my eye lor" HMS
"why? pa jiao ah?" cabby
"no lah, tio hit by basketball" HMS
"dun play soccer and basketball this kind, get hit can get injured" cabby
"har? i play rugby" HMS
"wah jia lat. that one bang untill you upside-down tom-balek one" cabby

"OMG LOOK AT THAT BENTLEY" - Danfer
"where" - HMS (i was trying to look for someone shaped like ben lee.)
"there, so big u cannot see?" - Danfer
"oh that guy ah?" - HMS (i saw a guy really look lik eben lee)
"wad guy? that car lah" - Danfer
"CHAY bentley i tot u say ben lee, i looking at that guy there" – HMS

Friday, February 16, 2007

"eh given a chioce would u rather drive lamborghini or rolls royce?" - HMS
"of course rolls royce lah! u drive rolls royce u wind down the window and scold people "f*ck you, they will bow and say sorry to u summore, they scared their balls get sued off with your money"-Danfer

Thursday, February 22, 2007

"my face the mole really alot ah?" - ChuYong
"not really lah, lemme count.. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18....." - HMS
... – ChuYong

Monday, February 26, 2007

"What test do we have today?" Trung
"Father-tongue" HMS
*laughs like an asshole* Trung
"what?" HMS
"in the US, father-tongue means c*nny-l*ngers" Trung

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

xX| 2G-Mother |Xx says:
eh limping whack some guns

IHATCOY [what happened?] says:
cant lah.. my mum got pms juz now i on the game she heard the sound and started screaming

xX| 2G-Mother |Xx says:
Im sure she pms lah.. if she pms how the hell were u born

IHATCOY [what happened?] says:
fos lah (figure-of-speech)

xX| 2G-Mother |Xx says:
lol juz off the bloody sound and whack lah!

IHATCOY [what happened?] says:
cant lah serious.. she will screw me one

xX| 2G-Mother |Xx says:
wtf? that was a figure of speech i hope.

IHATCOY [what happened?] says:
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Thursday, March 08, 2007

"eh have yall heard about the butter joke?" - Dixon
"no leh, havent yet, tell us!" - Ruggers
"i think i better not tell yall. later yall spread it around" – Dixon

Monday, March 12, 2007

Quotey~ (from during lights off in ICC camp, when everyone juz talking randomly.)
"I bet zewei has armpit hair" - dunno which snowflake
"aiyah he probably used glue to stick them on" - HMS
"oh ya, thats how he got his balls" - another snowflake.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

“heard the non chinese people say
"ay i think the answer for question 50 is C, i.ve heard about him before."

heres the question.
50. Which of the following is the first Chinese to enter the NBA
A. Li TaiMin
B. Yao Ming
C. Mao ZeDong
D. Wang Nan

Monday, March 19, 2007

"when a cat jumps into the pond, the rooster smiles. what can you conclude?" - Trung

"err. what?" – HMS

"When theres a wet P***Y, the c*** is happy." - Trung

Class, so how do we get the roots of these 3(tree)?" - Mr Vijay

"We have to dig them out from the soil" – HMS

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

"Whats Will Smith's full name?" - HMS
"what?" - Limping
"Will Way Smith." - HMS
"huh why?" - Limping
"cuz when theres a will, theres a way." – HMS

"oei wads the next period ah?" - HMS
"Yoke Tong" - Yi Shu
"Yoke Tong ur fren ah?" - HMS
"No lah." - Yi Shu
"den?" - HMs
"shes my girlfriend" - Yi Shu

Saturday, March 31, 2007

"eh when is your last period today ah?" - some sec 4 asking Jon cuz its a test day, 7 period timetable
"Jon u menopause ah?" – HMS

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

quote.. from last time i suddenly rmb.. happened at muslim stall

"eh pok how come u queueing here?" - HMS

"why cannot?" - Yean Pok

"cuz this stall halal, so no pok(pork)" – HMS

...............................................................................................Yean Pok

Monday, April 16, 2007

“Why is ur bag so heavy?” – Bag Checker at Parlia House

“Oh, theres a bomb in it” – Snowflake
&..

Sing along to the Cadbury song!

“Wouldn’t it be nice if the world was Cadbury,

Oral s*x would be a tasty treat.

M*st*rb*te would soon become a problem,

As your d**k will melt under the heat.”

Yup, that’s all the quotes since day one of this blog. I hope yall enjoyed it =)

As ive mentioned, I know who are the frequent visitors of my blog, and there are also many of u out there who I dunno, but do feel free to tag too! Anyway, whether you come here out of boredom, for entertainment, or simply juz wanna know more about me, thanks for visiting, and I definitely hope that my blog has been a good source of entertainment for all of you =)

-Meng Siew.

4:48 PM
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99th post.
Monday, April 16, 2007

Mrs Tang read my blog. "Guys, so check out Meng Siew's blog, he has many pictures of your distorted faces."
Thanks.

These few days damn kick, me and junrui whole day play hot s*x, a game where u have to shout hot s*x louder than each other. bloody hell, my voicebox is useless, always spam till loudest still softer.. zz

went to parliament house to see parliament ( -.- ) outside, bagcheck. i told junrui. "lets play hot s*x. but instead of hot s*x, bomb is the word."

very nice

The next post will be the 100th post of MalaeoBoom.blogspot.com. thanks everyone for you continuous support, and im know who're the dudes out there who have been visiting my blog frequently..
the 100th post will be a treat, i assure u
Meng Siew.

7:33 PM
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Mass Planting
Saturday, April 14, 2007

yesterday was mass planting day.. i walked past the classrooms and i saw all the teachers being seated like students.. and i saw my best fren. ROHC NEELIA.. oldest student i guess =.=
RGS, TKGS and AHS came. the talks was at the design centre there.. den the nearest toilet was at the swimming pool there.. den i saw some ppl masking taping the door.. den i realised they masking taping the thing that says "to be used by boys during to " i was thinking to myself.. like it will help.. those swimming ppl might not know wads going on and continue going in.. and.. yeah u know.
Bloody hell ruggers read this, EDDY GOH won GOLD for the bloody british council thing lah.. won $1000 for the sch and the prize presentation will tell him wad he won for himself.. sai bin..
den it was mass planting.. damn hard work sia.. dig a hole damn deep and wide.. den put the plant in den cover it back.. uber tiring our sweat was literally watering the plants. but damn satisfied when it was all done. you know you contributed to it.
worse part is all the teachers were walking around taking pictures.. like damn fun. oh ya, there was this part where i damn shack liao, den me and daniel chew decided to go take 5.. den this son of a bitch who just came for like 5 mins ask us why we stand there slacking. he won himself a medusa from me.. and he ask m

e "wa

d?" den i was like "we bloody do for 45 mins and u juz came, so u shut up." den one teacher said "yah. they did for quite long already, let them rest." if i see him again he will never be a father.
BTW my GPA sucks. maths ah, ggxx. den i was talking to daniel bout GPA.. and i realised he got straight A+ since sec 1, and his average GPA from sec 1 to 4 is 4.0. OVERLY IMBA

My Cue-Slick. It says there PCC Products. dun see how it can help in PCC-ing

The excellent floor work of Raffles Institution. Excellent Drainage System(for a reservoir.)
damn jag.. it was raining cows and hippos, so samuel and carvin say go from the second floor shelter.. den when we walked down the steps he screamed "HOLY F***" when he saw it. i tot he saw a 150cm big grasshopper staring into his face or sth

During the talk..

CURIOUS VARUN!! aha during international frenship day =)
(stop bloody saying my fone is racist.)

12:50 PM
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good friday.
Friday, April 06, 2007

Today is Good Friday. Not Bad at all. LOL
woke up at 8:45 today by jon's fone call. den i remembered i had to go his house at 9 for chinese proj. =/ juz told him sth happened and i will be late.
den there, chu and meng were there liao, and we did some work b4 playing monopoly lol.. was e first to die due to my over-ambitious game strategy. nvr seen ppl lose monopoly.. lol.. den jon's um bought chicken rice for us and den i went to toa payoh safra for pool.
s'pposed to play wif notaslut and kenn, but in the end only played wif kenn. applied for my own safra card finally.. zz
den after pool i tot i go kenn house fool arnd first.. so we went to his house and we played dota and all the usual sai. dinner was damn nice, his um cooked some imba pasta using campbell soup, chilli tuna, chicken, crab meat and some pasta. damn nice wahha imma cook it for myself everyday. and i decided to stay over here.. and we juz played monopoly.. and i lost again. this time its pokemon monopoly, and the rules abit different. you can choose to gamble, deciding on a stake and den throwing the dice. being overly-ambitious again, i lost my whole cai2 chan3.
gonna be a fun night. mebbe pool tmr again
hes bathing now.. and im here blogging "Today is Good Friday. Not Bad at all. LOL
woke up at 8:45 today by jon's fone call. d..."

11:48 PM
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Wednesday, April 04, 2007

din have time to post ytd, although there was a mjor event, track and field meet. cuz today got chinese book test. and i havent started reading it ytd, anw, shud have posted, cuz i dosed off at page 12. ytd was fun, lucas was very amused with face warp, and he went around warping arnd 90834029384 ppl. he wanted to warp chor, but dare not go near to take, and he took from far. cuz it was too far, the warp made her look exagerattedly pregnant =/
here goes~

den RE damn fun.. me and jiaxuan went to the comp lab, and we found zewei. i saw him reading an email, it was his rapid share account, and his username and pw was there. i jokingly said eh xuan u rmb the first 4 i rmb the first 5 numbers. den i saved the 9 numbers in my fone. LOL den guess wad! jiaxuan went to rapidshare and asked for the pw. he remembered the username which was a 6-digit thing. den we went in changed the pw LOL and the email..at first zewei like dun care, cuz he said he can retrieve the acount back anyway. but den later he became desperate and said pls change it back.. LOL i think he forgot the info to retrieve it.. so he asked jx for the pw.. den jx said its a phrase commonly used by programmers. i thought of "helloworld" straight away. but zewei did not know.. he even went to call ben lau to ask -.- and still culdnt get it =/ when he finally got it, he was damn excited to try.. but.. jiaxuan changed it again HAHHAHA this time it become some random thing.. den he faked zewei the pw had sth to do wif volkswagen.. totally random.. and zewei went to volkwagen.com -.- smartass.

damn fun hacking!!!!!!! AHHH

btw the spam is done by shu kiat.. he dun want the tags by dalbb and rohan to be seen, so he tried so miserably to spam.. i met him in the library, and to mysurprise he was surfin my blog.. he zi4 lian4-ly searched for his own name, and my blog came out =/

quote.. from last time i suddenly rmb.. happened at muslim stall

"eh pok how come u queueing here?" - HMS

"why cannot?" - Yean Pok

"cuz this stall halal, so no pok(pork)" - HMS

................................................................................................ - Yean Pok

3:51 PM
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