prefect.
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
today we had our prefect's investiture, and ppl from ten thousand schs across the island came.
after that me moose and danfer went to the library to "mug" for bio. we ended up reading mags lah. i got jagged kinda badly. i saw this nice pic and showed moose "oi moose, look, lindsay lohan" den jus then this 2 prefects brought this 4 girls from some sch, and walked past. bloody hell they heard it, and they were giggling like free. den the prefects gave me some weird look, that bi mo wu fa xing rong.den i found this magazine, featuring bugatti veyron. damn bloody cool. den me and danfer were talking about it, while moose had "?????????" in his head.
guess what. imma mug for bio, cuz im kinda screwed. bye =)
pic of the day, 3 ppl doing the same thing lol although the last guy cant really be seen
5:31 PM
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Tuesday, February 27, 2007
today was maths test. surds went well.. den had some difficulty wif coordinate geom. when i turned to the next page i freaked out. like wtf i dun understand a single thing! its a quad graph that was totally alien to me. shit man, i din know how to do a thing. den jon was copying me again, the things i did in front. when time was up, i knew i was screwed. bloody, i knew i was gonna fail, and i thought that my only marks would come from surds. bloody hell, i checked my answers wif jon and weemeng, WRONG!. hello jaren, we rammed taxcollect's yesterday. remade like 928579824 times. shud have spent that time mugging. oh well.
RE was uber fun. samuel was playing wif the sound thing, makine the funny noise. 3Q babes shud know wad im talking about. glen went to off the switch LOL!! den samuel was damn pissed, and he went around kicking the tables and chairs. glen was damn funny lah, he got the national anthem in his fone, and he plugged it into the sound system to play, and he was "parade-commanding" himself. den he sang the thing like no one's buisness.
later in the day was the heats. i ran 100m. came in 3rd, our of a possible 8th. qualified along wif nigel. ka kiong fell down at the end, and had an abrasion.
den there was this uber act cute guy who keep sprinting before his heat. den someone shouted "eh brother the race haven started yet lah sia lah!" oh wait, that someone was me =P
took some pics during PE today. damn i shud have brought my trunks! wanna play polo!!
*notice the guy standing there.
oh ya, i warped myself. i know its unfair to those who got warped, lol.
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i did it wif sumo =) dunno why his face got boxed. although not as square as cube head.
4:10 PM
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Monday, February 26, 2007
today is fun day. first thing in the morning, prefect tell me:"eh wad the hell lah ur hair is red?" so, obviously i failed hair(on head) check. there, i met many wonderful people. lucas, amos, and kai yu. i was kinda freaked out, cuz that time when brandon got caught, he and leonard and mr teo and mr mag always foursome there. so, i was kinda desperate to run away. so naturally, i looked for a companion. ah! kai yu. so we went to the toilet first.waste abit of time, den we went to take our bags. i was thinking if anyone asks us where we going, i can say we juz taking our bags. but after we took our bags, i was feeling doomed. cuz if they ask us where we going i could only tell him"oh shit, sorry we were trying to pon haircheck"
den later, chinese test. when janus said 10 mins left i still have my compre blank, and some blanks here and there. when time was finally up, i was like whispering to jon
"oei! wads 16??"
"ha ha"
"ha ur cok lah! quick wads 16!?
"HA HA LAH!"
"HUH? WAD HA HA"
"MAN HAN LAH NAH-BIE"
"chay."
den janus din wanna wait for jon to finish writing his name, so he went other place to collect. as soon as he turned back, the next thing i knew was my answer script disappeared. and guess wad, jon was frantically filling up his blanks wif my script. he wants much more for telling me man han lol.
after that, we were dismissed. walked past all the classes.. do funy faces, but i din dare to do the walk down stairs thing lol.. later whole class laugh i GGXX to the power of around infinity. den i walked past jia's class. i shouted "AY JIA WASSAP". bloody hell the outcome was totally opposite of wad i expected. whole class plus teacher look at me, but not jia. $%^#$^$%^$%^bo bian, quickly zhao. den i went to 3I. alot of ppl i noe.. amos, shawn, shuan, sumo, sung ming, biq, david, lennie, the teacher was the new physics relief teacher, and he was kinda sleeping. den jon crept in and i followed. den we sat there as if we were part of the class. DAMN FUNNY SIA! anyway the teacher dosent recognise us. btw he reminds me of clockster from power rangers.
"What test do we have today?" Trung
"Father-tongue" HMS
*laughs like an asshole* Trung
"what?" HMS
"in the US, father-tongue means c*nny-l*ngers" Trung
(wtf i din know lol)
3:52 PM
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Friday, February 23, 2007
I shall let the pics do the talking.
ouch. limping mus have enjoyed it.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!
WHAT THE ****!! WHO DID IT??"
i bet if ben lee sat on it, he would juz feel a tickle and scratch his butt.
heres B-E-N L-E-E. again. in case u have forgotten.
upon seeing this pic, kevin yap said :"whats that? snowball ah?"today is my 4th time taking the lift, and 3rd time getting caught. i was carrying chu's bag, and i said it was junrui's and i was helping him carry. junrui of course, had his own bag oso. so i got jagged, and the teacher wrote down our name. "john" "kevin" "ming xiu" and "jun rai". kevin yap says when the teacher and find us, he will say its kevin sim. like w/e.
kevin yap for dunno wad reason so afraid of the consequences, went to look for mrs martina ong. she said nth serious will happen, and AT MOST(she emphasized) make us sweep the corridor. she made it sound like a small offence. but thats good.
8:52 PM
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Thursday, February 22, 2007
chu wanna go for surgery to remove his moles on his face, hopefully not cuz someone calls him a molepie. damn sad. physix teacher going. haiz.
anw today supposed to have ting xie, but soo din come.
and have yall realised sth? shankar always dun greet us when he leave the classroom, only yishu will say goodbye sir. why ah?
die, gtg chiong geog.
"my face the mole really alot ah?" - ChuYong
"not really lah, lemme count.. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18....." - HMS
... - ChuYong
8:17 PM
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Wednesday, February 21, 2007
today, sth happened to every of the scholars in our class.
Trung: he went back to vietnam during CNY, and when he came back, his laundry went haywire and he did not receive his clothes back, and had no PE to wear today.
Quang: he got slapped in the face, and a pimple burst. thats why he has that plaster on his face.
Varun: he broke up wif his gf cuz she said she cannot take long dist relationships. no point carrying on. emo emo.. sobsob..
AND ROSHAN HOW COME YOU GOT SO MUCH ANG PAO MONEY! PPL CHINESE GET LESSER THAN YOU LAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:38 PM
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Tuesday, February 20, 2007
7:24 PM
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Monday, February 19, 2007
9:43 PM
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sry, damn busy the past 3 days. mainly playing mahjong. juz came back from playing ban-luck. mebbe gonna play pool wif dad now. after cny all the tests will come, and that aint good. and i lost my appointment slip, and i dun know when to bloody go for my skin shit.
9:34 PM
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Friday, February 16, 2007
afer CNY celebrations, had our filo test, copied alot from chu. i only mugged that polly notes and nth else, so quite screwed.
den, met up wif jason and danfer and junyong go ram pool. at funkyballs. rammed 2 tables, and swapped around. my pool skills were better than yesterdays, and my eye is still a lil screwed. damn funny, we did not play for long cuz we were all freaking hungry, did not have our recess. so, we went to PS to eat. and we talked about an elephant, go ask that what that is. =)
den we went our seperate ways, jason went home wif jy, i go my pri sch, danfer go cut hair. in the end too late le, i went to kenn's house wif jiayang. freaking tired, and i went straight to his bed to sleep, all the way untill arnd 6 plus, when my mum called and fetched me home. lol, go his house to sleep.
yup. THATS ALL
PS: pls tag, issit yall lazy or theres a prob, cuz i heard some ppl had link problems for "the board" or wad. tag leh, or not this blog imma delete after Eng proj.
warpages of the day:
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quote of the day:
"eh given a chioce would u rather drive lamborghini or rolls royce?" - HMS
"of course rolls royce lah! u drive rolls royce u wind down the window and scold people "f*ck you, they will bow and say sorry to u summore, they scared their balls get sued off with your money"-Danfer
10:26 PM
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Thursday, February 15, 2007
today, i went to sch for juz 2 hrs, mainly because i rock. after that i went to tan tock seng. my right eye is screwed. wif specs, my left eye is 6/6 while my right eye was 6/18. lol the checkup was siao. it was like looking at the sun from 3 cm away, without the heat.den i got scammed. this nurse ask me to open my eyes big and put my chin at the stupid stand. den suddenly got a burst of air blow my eye. ma de, it was to test my eye pressure. den she gave me eyedrops, 2 drops per eye. later i sitting outside, every 2 mins got nurse come ram eyedrop. for 3 times. ma de, den i was told to close my eyes for 5 mins. like omg when i opened my eyes i was damn far sighted, i can read shit from like 20 m away, and i cant freakign read my hp msg. but vision was normal. den i straightened my arm to play fone games. looked like an idiot.
den i played pool wif danfer. got owned. real bad, play like 10 games i won like 2 nia. really damn off form, super easy shots oso can miss one. i really hope its cus my eye is screwed. neh mind, tmr goign wif danfer and jason, see how.
after pool i went wif him to buy his new yr shirt. it was 80 bux, and he had a lucky draw. after scamming it, he got the 18% off, and we celebrated at carls junior. got a treat from him haha. you fu tong xiang, you nan tong dang, I LOVE IT.
qUOTe
"you go hospital for wad ah" cabby
"check my eye lor" HMS
"why? pa jiao ah?" cabby
"no lah, tio hit by basketball" HMS
"dun play soccer and basketball this kind, get hit can get injured" cabby
"har? i play rugby" HMS
"wah jia lat. that one bang untill you upside-down tom-balek one" cabby
"OMG LOOK AT THAT BENTLEY" - Danfer
"where" - HMS (i was trying to look for someone shaped like ben lee.)
"there, so big u cannot see?" - Danfer
"oh that guy ah?" - HMS (i saw a guy really look lik eben lee)
"wad guy? that car lah" - Danfer
"CHAY bentley i tot u say ben lee, i looking at that guy there" - HMS
heres B-E-N L-E-E:
10:26 PM
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Wednesday, February 14, 2007
THANKS FOR THE LOVE, NIGEL
i exchanged mine with tuck whye's.
hes one sick bastard. during RE he keep takkign sick stuff, and he suddenly ran to the tables behind the class and lie on them faced down, and humped the table damn fast and hard LOL *bom bom bom bom bom* damn loud sia, and he was like "uuuh yeah uuuh yeah" siao one. he has strong abs.
"eh today match with who ah" - HMS
"tanglin" - Jon
"tanglin wad? tanglin mall ah" - HMS
"oh yes, yes, tanglin mall, they calling their waiter waitresses all come play" - Jon
*tmr going TTSH for eye checkup. im gonna be blind soon.
8:36 PM
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Tuesday, February 13, 2007
went around warpping other ppl's faces.
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moment of the day was today's second PE, we had 2 pe today cuz thurs first perios was PE actually. den, we all went to the hall with 2 other classes for some PT. while doing pushups, i was playing with limping's shoelace, and got caught by mr romi. damn jag, he said after that give me punishment. den danfer was laughing like mad, and oso got caught. so, after the PT, the 2 of us were invited to stage. Mark the smart one was shouting chor-deh. so mr romi asked: do you want him up? of course we did, so the 3 of us hadour punishment.
*Video contributed by Marcus Koe.
and many thanks who all those who chanted "zero...two...three...four." love yall
my fone will have auto flash when its too dark, and it flashed when i was taking a pic of varun. dun ask me why
quote of the day
"You see those models, so thin but the boobs so big, dman scary like anytime will PIAK. their center of gravity gone wrong liao" - Goh Jun
7:38 PM
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Monday, February 12, 2007
ytd went to town wif my sis and bf. not mine, hers. went to meet up wif peter at taka who was working there, and is still working there. bought some chocolates from him oso lol.. quite ex, but freaking nice. the package had a dry ice in it summore. some imba.
ate at NYDC, and i had some bake rice lol.. adickted sia, in sch oso whole day perma bake rice.
now for today's post. its damn sian to walk up 6 stories everytime, so , me, jon, kimwee went to take the lift. when the freaking door closing, some asshole shouted "wait for me wait for me!", guess whos that. MA DE, SQUARE FACE AKA CUBE HEAD. asscrack, because of him, we kena caught by a teacher, heng kimwee say cuz he broke his leg last yr.
training, i cant train cuz i rock, so i had to do fitness. i ran 16 rounds straight. damn scary sia, when running past the soft-ballers they ram the ball like gonna hit me. i was telling myself if their soft-balls hit me im gonna turn their soft-balls into juice. in that bag. anw, after that i asked the coach wad to do next, he suddenly pass me the ball and ask me bring the ball up against the line of defence(sec 2s). got tackled, placed the ball, and he juz said "okay continue running". lol i was like "????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????"
After training nigel taught me alot of things wif my new fone.. damn cool i din know alot of stuff, got some thing to change the face, face warp. poor isaac got tricked into letting me take his foto. BWAHAHA
nigel tricked sungzei lol
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8:20 PM
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Saturday, February 10, 2007
today, cuz i "lost" my old fone, i got a new one.
Yeah, k800i, cybershot fone. 3.2 megapix cam. song bo? can take lotsa nice pics =) good resolution sia!! damn shuang that means there will be lotsa pics posted in the future, kinda like nigel's one.. but his is gay, he let the pics do the talking. lol
(if u look closely at the pic, u can find something edited. whahahahah its damn funny.)
(if u click on it, you will see it enlarged. but dun spoil the fun, see first lah!)
Went to orchard, and saw this roadshow, where this father broguht his 2 imba drummer kidz to perform. ones 7, the bro's 4.
This is the 7 yr old guy.. called Ethan Ong. And below is his 4 yr old bro! Noel Ong
damn cute lah he! but he was damn imba oso. btw his drum brand is short of a "DE"den went to taka basement to eat lotsa rubbish. Beer Battered Fish and Prata Cheese Sausage and Cheese Sausage Balls and alot of rubbish. den went to a sports shop.. they sell cue too, and i saw a $1600 and $1800 cue, with predator Z and predator 314 shafts respectively. dunno why so ex, the design is all black, cept fer the shaft.
and finally, ended the day with pool. actually not really. whats me without pool? snooker!
damn snowflaky. i went there, no table!! omgomg i freaked out sia, den my father said lemme try snooker. ok lor. bo bian
table freaking bigballs freaking small
pockets freaking small
cue freaking thin
damn harded to play. but damn fun. learnt sth new.. and got rewarded with a 8th cueball keychain ^^
hmm shud i get a snooker cue? LOL no lah
and finally, supper =)
quote comes from this pic."oh shit i wanna see its resolution den zoom in too much untill the whole screen is the yolk"-jaren
"eh look closely scarly u see a chick" - HMS
&
"eh i bought cybersex fone!!" - HMS
"!!"
"omg"
"from where??" - Daniel
"cyber-shot fone lah" - HMS
"cheh. tot wad" - Daniel
lol biq says he dun have camera to increase hits. now i can consider got camera, will increase meh? biq i check my hidden counter and tell u lol
10:48 PM
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Friday, February 09, 2007
today is friday, s'pposed to be some slack day. but for me it was shit.
i had alot of places to go:
human's club
morrison house meeting
infocomm club
chinese talk
rugby
busy busy. but i chose to go infocomm. i dunno why
and i made the right choice.
as usual, anonymous 1 and anonymous 2 damn like to hack.. hack everything. from maple to warcraft. but today, its a different ball game. Mr X went for lunch, leaving his computer there. so, anon 1 and 2 went to dl something in his comp, called pw sniffer. or sth like that. den, they got his pw. his pw was freaking imba one.. sth like dfh043hpfv8dv. damn random. so, first, they went to his email. most common lah. got alot of porn stuff lolsuscribe here suscribe there.
next, it became serious
*warning. what you are about to read is highly confidential, and must not be spread. if u happen to be Mr X, kindly press the X button at the top right hand corner of the page.*
using the pw, they went into his PayPal* account. and took. everything. not a cent left. and transfered all to a dummy account. when Mr X finds out who they are. GGXX to the power of infinity. if u wanna know wads the amount, go ask anon 1 and anon 2. HAHA
*PayPal: A cyber bank account used to shop for goods online.
btw, lol notice i edited the shawn tay to shaun lau. i made a mistake.
please. dun tell me shawn. i know alot, and lemme name them
Sean Yap(present classmate)
Sean Lim(P4 classmate)
Shawn Tay(last yr classmate)
Shawn Liu(neighbour)
Shawn Tan(Church)
Shaun Lau(Rugby)
8:56 PM
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Thursday, February 08, 2007
after sch. pool. kevin. yup. kevin. yap.
on the MRT, he was looking at a chiobu behind me. he kept saying things like wah she damn chio keep asking me look, and there was another girl behind him.. looking at him.. he kept asking me to turn back to see den i felt gan1ga4 cuz the one behind him lookin at me.
k enuff bout that.
we were talking.. and we somehow talked bout crumplers. he said he nvr see crumpler b4. like wtfbbq? there was one right in front of him at that time.. cannot be too small for him to miss right? den i was like "eh you really dunno ah, got one damn near u now." den he looked behind -.- den i asked him wad was my bag he say he dunno. den the snowflake behind him was smirking. someone go tell him wads a crumpler. i havent told him. ^^
den we walked damn long to the freaking SAFRA. i kept bluffing him we walked 30% of it nia he damn pissed
k. fast forward >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Score, Imba 2G-Mother 3-2 Kevin. Yup, Kevin Yap.
i lost one cuz of carelessness. potted the 8th ball. so kevin, u niphead its not u win actually =)
but i must admit hes proer than most of my pool kakis. biang, meng, guox, junyong, GO HOME
only peter more imba than him.
his last shot was damn nice, full table shot and pot the black ball.
on msn he said:
Dalbb- HolySpiri† AGGRH MY TEETH!!!!!!! says:
range + acc man
and me:
xX 2G-Mother Xx says:
nice, u had so much luck, and tyconess
at quite the same time. whahah
after the game we play for fun, do masse lol.. the table kena poke till crying sia..
den we did jumpshots lol.. his jumpshot is the whack the bottom of the ball. can go home. its a foul. supposed to whack the top to make it bounce
AHHHH MUMM SCOLDING GTG SLEEP
quote some other day
10:31 PM
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Wednesday, February 07, 2007
most of u shud know by now, my eye is full of shit. bloodshot. and today, i went to the eye hospital. got my waiting number, and smsed the 4 numbers to my father. [Did you know? Last week, i got my dad to buy this 4 numbers and it din open on sat. but the fking next draw the next day, it was first prize. 1418. son of a chuyong(slut)]
the doc was an angmoh, and i guess i wasnt too good with his way of talking.
"hi, mr han right? how are you?"
"oh im fine thanks."
"then why are you here?"'
LOL WTF DAMN JAG LAH.. where got ppl ask how are you one.. heng i din say "im fine, what about you." if not my other eye oso kena
erkae. the eye-drops he gave me is sick. u put a few drops into ur eye, and they will flow down, into ur nose, and ur mouth, and u can freaking taste it.
and that sucks.
now im drinking my own self-created oreo milkshake, and the freaking eyedrops ruined it.. drink halfway the eyedrop flowed into my mouth thru the facial tubes.. and i can taste it.. suck lah.. sweet and bitter.
quotes of the day.
"hey jon lim, i cant stop looking in ur eyes... (singing the song "Katrina")" - HMS
"den why now not looking?" - Jon Lim
"sorry lah, scared ur eye oso tio sickness mah" - HMS
and these.. contributed by famous amos, moose in puss.
"eh david wads ur height?" - Snowflake
"176" - David
"oh i thought thats ur weight." - Snowflake
&
"My **** so long that when i pee it touches the water" - Biquan
"Thats cuz u damn short" - SHAUN LAU *EDITED*
hope i get well soon.
anyone for pool tmr?
9:51 PM
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Tuesday, February 06, 2007
today was skin center day. i went to the national skin center cuz i got wad molluscum on my arm
went wif my father, but came back alone. cuz he waited 1 and a half hrs and said he got work to do.
i met tian kai there while waiting.
room #1: this woman asked me approx. 34859234 questions. den the 2 docs were discussing on the treatment.
"should we use
"no lah i think it would be too painful"
"hmm okay, den i think we shud use
i was freaking out. its like they asking "hmm how shud we kill him? should be use a chain saw? no that would be too painful. den we shall use chopper. she den told me the treatment was to pierce the bubbles and spray with cold liquid. den i was directed to the treatment room.
room #2: this nurse there waiting for me. she had this needle in her hand lol.. kinda scary. den she explained the procedure, den started penetrating me(sounds wrong.) freaking painful lah. the bubbles not those pop out kind.. is those small small one den she had to use the needle to dig out some shit for every of the 19 bubbles. after she digged me(wrong.), there were alot of small blobs of blood.. den everytime she wiped it off more will ooze out.. den she was like "you got alot of blood hor?"
next she dipped this cotton wool into some liquid. and she said it might hurt. den she started to dab on the lil bubbles. MA DE! freaking pain lah! its damn damn damn cold.. that doc juz said it would be cold liq, nvr say so cold.. so i asked"eh wads this ah?" she said "oh this ar, liquid nitrogen lor."
damn, got scammed. like wtf i think liq nitro is colder than dry ice lor. when she dabbed my wound the freaking blood froze. damn cool. reminds me of sub-zero from mortal kombat.
Cost of Liq Nitro: $21.50
Cost of Consultation: $57.60
Cost of medicine: $12.90
Cost of getting penetrated and digged: priceless.
for everything else money cant buy, theres National Skin Center.
Quote of the Day.
"Nurse, can you help me, I just had a distinct swell, can you do the job for me?"
5:30 PM
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Monday, February 05, 2007
so fun =)
tmr im going skin centre
the day afetr tmr im going eye hospital!!
how fun is that.
today in class, we were hiding jon's things. and i wrote on a piece of paper the hints to find the items back lol.. den i wrote "JON'S MEGA-TREASURE-HUNT" den later chinese lesson, we decided to do it on Varun. LOL all his things all keba kope, his pencil box, water bottle, maths book, chem book, geog book, file, handphone, all hidden at different places. when he got back, there was a piece of paper on his table
"Varun Vijayshankar's mega treasure hunt"
Watter Bottle: in someone's bag <-- chu's bag
Bag(Empty): In a White Big Box <-- cupboard
Pencil Box: Twice Your Height <-- on the speakers
Books: KIDNAPPED! <-- project room
Calculator: Under someone's calculator<-- Under my table
File: UTT (under the table) <--Under my table
but he had fun looking for his shit. me and jon had to lift him to get his pencil box back.
tmr is Kevin Yap's Birthday. we will have fun. cant wait sia, tmr playing pool wif him woooooo
shit i forgot quote of the day. if i rmb i post. meanwhile can some fag help me fix the snowbar? its sickening.
yif ai goe krae-si den will yew stew cor mi sooperman?
8:09 PM
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Friday, February 02, 2007
today, i did some cool thing with my name.. i drew it in such way that when you see it, its a MENG and when you turn it upside down, its SIEW.. its damn obvious!! got inspired to do this during CLE(pure coincidence), cuz i saw that W opposite is M.
training was darn funny, and it was me and chuan hong artificial-grass-warming again. den a sec 4 was teaching sec 2's the lineout call. its supposed to be "snap" but he taught them "snappy". like wtf i was laughing my balls off lor.. they were like "SNAPPY SNAPPY!". like shnappi.
before training i went for infocomm. said hi to mrs chor, but she said "you still havent grown up ah, you are already in long pants but you are still the same." =( i was just being polite. so i went down. sam koh told me he was joining wad humanities crap, so i followed him with Kevin Yap. and we joined this competition, where any sch can send any any no of teams. my team ah. here goes.
Team name: Team Cak (its a vietnam word. so, we just hope the judge isnt a viet, or else is ggxx)
Team's Instititution: *like, duh?)
Team Member #1: me. (the handsome one whahahha)
Team Member #2: Kevin Yap (fine fine u have alot of contacts!)
Team Member #3: Daniel (not my p6 BEST fren and not the imba-cubba)
Team Member #4: ***** Fong. (LIKE OMGWTFBBQ????????you know who he is.)
we persuaded team member #4 like some crap, and he agreed. so the others, sadly, had to find other teammates. when everyone had their groups of 4, we told *****. "can you be the reserve?"
WHAHAHHAHAHHA
Den i went to Toa Payoh for some crap reason. go there.. saw pasar malam.. all the fake le coq sportif bags lol.. but no fake crumplers ^^ only lookalikes. walk for like so freaking long.. cudnt make up my mind wad to eat so i juz go KFC.. =D and the person who served me was called "Kris". so i had sth to think about while i eat................................
"like wtf lah you see
"eh, we are not even in the darn train" - Chuan Hong AKA Fish AKA Mudskipper( =) )
7:25 PM
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Thursday, February 01, 2007
today was the match wif OFS. Overseas Family School. they were damn big sized, and were 17~18 yrs old. for us, the B team, had alot of sec 2s, few sec 3s, and 3 sec 4s. i hoped to play. i wanted to show wad i can do.
so i waited.. and waited.. and waited... and waited...and i was finally called. to sub nigel. i wasnt aware of the time left.
i was telling myself they played for so long they look so tired. so i can just fuck the ball and chiong. so, i came in, i started with a scrum. i remembered jon saying that he wanted to shit b4 the game, so i kinda freaked out when i stuck my head in.after the scrum, this fag run run run to the side, so me and a few others gang tackled him out of the field. den it was a line out. i freaking called for a 3-ball and the sec 2s din do a shit. i was like omg. is this the end of my life? so nvm. lol in the end it turned out to be a 2 ball, and a very nice one in the end. so i passed to the scrum half, and passed on down the backs. den he got tackled, and scum half picked up the ball.
then...
he looked at me...
and i looked back at him...
and i put my hands out....
"BALL NOW!!!"....
he passed the ball to me...
i catched the ball...
i looked forward...
i see a freaking big gap...
and i accelerated..
0-100km in 3.5 seconds...
got past one afro man..
and another one...
and another one..
and there was one guy left..
can i get past him?...
guess what happened..
BEE BEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
the whistle of the end of the game..
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SON OF A *****
WANG BA DAN
REF KAYU
YANDEKER-YANDEKER-YANDERKER
KNNBCCB
i was damn sad.. i just grabbed the ball in my arms and closed my eyes in disappointment..
shit lah.. why cant he just give me that few seconds.. even if i get tackled.. i would feel better than being kept in this mystery. would i have scored. not that im good or wad but it would be damn unexpected.. how come suddenly got this big guy and so full of energy and running so hard. they might let me score anyway they are leading by so much.
or maybe i am juz thinking too much. i cant score. face the truth.
"wads the difference btw a fridge and a woman" - Mr Vietnam, Trung
"wad? one hot one cold ah?" - HMS
"nah. a fridge does not groan when you put meat in it." - Trung
8:11 PM
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